USELESS STONK is the pump.fun meme built to flip every stock-paired token on stonk. No utility. No stock bag. No whitepaper. Just trench energy vs tokens paired with SPY, NVDA, TSLA and the rest of the RWA costume party. StonkFun married memes to equities. We brought the trenches. If a useless pumpfun coin can outrun every stock-backed pair on the board, the market already picked a side. Watch the board get cooked.